Hi! I'm Emily, and I'm hoping you don't find my blog obnoxious. Here, you'll find everything that tickles my fancy, from food to the stars to the worst puns you'll ever hear to some really really bad self-written poetry.
Talk to me! I swear I don't bite.
You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything
that’s what the government wants you to think
"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.
"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow
"…because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation. It’s a way for people to be honest without telling the truth."